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13 May, 2009

What Would Your Mother Say!

Dear Stranger In The Hotel Across The Street,

Tonight, my cousin and I were having a wonderful time sitting on her balcony, smoking hookah, giggling like five year olds at all our inside jokes and planning our futures.

You, meanwhile, were in your hotel room accross the street watching television. Now, I don't know what part of the world you come from (but if I had to venture a guess, I'd say from under a rock) but here the laws of nature apply. When it is dark outside, and you have your lights on inside, people outside can see you. You may not see them, but they see you. In fact, in a city full of high rise buildings, pretty much everyone can see you.

But in the spirit of good hospitality, we forgave you when you walked to the television buck naked to change the channel. Maybe you were tired of using the remote. Maybe you forgot you weren't wearing clothes. Whatever the case, you gave my cousin and I a good laugh.

Imagine our surprise, then, when the next time we glanced over at your hotel building, who should we see but you....naked, staring straight at us and, well....giving yourself a good time, shall we say.

Thank you, dear stranger, for showing me the full range of my emotions. Within thirty seconds, I went from amusement to absolute disgust and then, when you waved and motioned us to join you, I felt pity for you.

Glad you enjoyed your stay in the Windy City. But I'm afraid it's just you and your hand tonight.

Cheers!

3 comments:

JouJou Loves You said...

OH. MY. GOD.

No he didn't!!!! Too bad you didn't have a bb gun. You could have pelted him in his no no spot.

Gurrrrrrl....I busted out laughing when I read this. Totally made my day. Not the part of your disgust of course, but when some thing THAT crazy happens. You just have to f*cking laugh!!!!! WOW.

Scribbler said...

I'll try to be more discreet next time ;)

204 said...

that is so disturbing.

Im sorry you were subjected to that! ew! what the hell is wrong with the world?!!!!!!!!!!!