You are aware that it is 9 a.m., right? Also, let me direct your attention to the sign right next to your table: QUIET STUDY SEATING.
Now, what combination of these two facts makes you believe that I want to hear you yelling into your cell phone about your drunken weekend adventures?
Yes, you are just a glorified booty call to him.
And yes, you probably should spend that money on diapers rather than that necklace you want.
So Glad We Talked.