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13 September, 2010

Yes, Your Roots Really Are Showing

Dear Girl Yapping At The Table Next To Me At The Library:

You are aware that it is 9 a.m., right? Also, let me direct your attention to the sign right next to your table: QUIET STUDY SEATING.

Now, what combination of these two facts makes you believe that I want to hear you yelling into your cell phone about your drunken weekend adventures?

Yes, you are just a glorified booty call to him.

And yes, you probably should spend that money on diapers rather than that necklace you want.

So Glad We Talked.


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